On March 13, 2005, voting ended on the titles in the StupidTitleComp. The results are below. Thanks to all the entrants, and thanks to all the voters!

—Greg, organizer.

Place	Title	Author	Avg.	Std. Dev.	No. Votes
1	You Get Transported To Another Dimension and Find This Weird Machine In A Maze And Then Some Other Stuff Happens, It's Really Cool	Jacqueline H	6.32	2.96	41
2	Conan kill everything	Ian Haberkorn	5.88	2.62	40
3	Sahara Snow Storm: the Care Bears meet Jay Leno for a Night of Sex, Fun, and Bridge	James Cunningham	5.76	2.60	41
4	Zrok	Richard Bos	5.44	3.44	41
5	All Tomorrow's Panties	Joshua Houk	5.38	2.78	42
6	AAA, An Acrostic Adventure (Advocating Abolition of Alien Abductions Around America, Absolute Autonomy of Automobile Associations, and Abolition of Aggressive Advertising Agencies And Aardvark Antagonizers Acting As Actuarial Accountants)	David Fisher	5.33	2.75	40
7	Nightwhysper Deathstalker: Vampyre 0bliterat0r	Aaron A. Reed	5.05	2.62	42
8	The Best Defense to the Nimzovich-Larsen Attack is a Surprise Underhand Toss of Two-Week-Old Scat and a Quick Diddle: Life Lessons I Acquired Mentoring Chimpanzees in the Ancient Game of Chess.	Rowan Lipkovits	4.95	2.65	40
9	The Verb: A Guessing Game	Mike Snyder	4.88	3.05	40
10	My first title was better	Chris Odhner	4.83	2.99	40
11	Andy Warhol's Soup Can Puzzler X-Treme	Ornithopter	4.78	2.48	40
11	Klorrath-Gwynnnorg, Wanderer Nomad of Bloody Hellfire: Hunt for the Thing	Dale Dobson	4.78	2.52	41
13	The GREAT GAME of the man who woke up, solved the puzzle of the alarm clock, and then went back to sleep, or MAYBE NOT	Robert Rafgon	4.75	2.56	40
14	Take a trip down memory lane: Bring back a bag of sugar	Deane Saunders	4.74	2.95	35
15	Spiky Eric and the Orally Sensitive Huge-Arse-Swirly-Lollipop of Half-Baked Beer n' Beans	Jay Michaels	4.70	2.84	37
16	Stiffy Makane XII: The Act of Missed Erections	John Doppler Schiff	4.68	2.63	40
17	I thought I was married to a Margaret Atwood clone but it turned out to just be my spleen.	Øyvind Thorsby	4.64	2.75	39
18	I blew my nose and brain came out.	Giles Boutel	4.51	2.70	41
19	A Day Spent Walkthroughing	Brandon J. Van Every	4.44	2.61	39
20	Lord Clunk of Herbville and the Thing from Planet Nippleclamp	Ken Franklin	4.37	2.54	43
21	Spotsylvania II: Vengenance of the Deranged Yorkies	Mark Tilford	4.14	2.42	37
22	My StupidTitleComp game.	Mike Sousa	3.51	2.70	37
23	Amissville II: The Legend of Creepy Hollow	phoenix	3.05	2.60	38